On Perspective

"One day when you’re sitting in the sun breastfeeding your baby, this will all be a distant memory."

On DIY Plastic Surgery

"Maybe I'll tape my mouth sides up to my ears when I go to bed."

On St Patrick's Day Greetings

"Happy Padders to you both! As predicted, I completely forgot and have no green on my person."

On The Royal Wedding

"Oooh, I do like a good Prince William."

On Men Out Of One's League

"It's a fine line between delusional and hopeful."

On Easter Plans

"Offspring are not expected to buy parentals any easter eggs. Siblings will make their own arrangement."

On Fashion

"Bunny ears are in. I will need reminding because I have an old person brain."